Well well well. If it isn’t me, pulling myself out of the what-do-people-make-for-their-kindergarten-school-lunch vortex to show up in your inbox. I haven’t started school in eight years. Did you know they start early in the morning? And have to eat in the middle of the day?
I forgot about the whole lunch thing until just a few moments ago and panic-ordered a lunch box which I’m very sure will not be here in time for the first day of school. Fortunately, there will be adorably-too-big uniforms and backpacks to make up for it. Please forgive me in advance for how many first day of school photos that’ll be coming your way in the next month.
Mmmmk. Let’s get to the goods.
Listens
Every time John Mayer comes out with new music it somehow feels like I’m hearing him for the first time. His latest album Sob Rock is no different. Don’t ask me how many times I’ve played Shouldn’t Matter But It Does.
Sharon Says So Podcast. YOU GUYS. Internet Aunt Sharon made us a podcast full of bonkersly-true American history stories, incredible facts, and interesting guests. What a great Internet Aunt.
Products
The Book With No Pictures
My three year old has this book memorized. You’ve never seen a child more pleased with himself than August Cochrane when he’s convinced an unsuspecting adult to read it for the first time. If your kid book situation needs a refresh we highly recommend it. We got our copy from thriftbooks.
Listen, kids shoe sizes are preposterous. How do you know what size to order online? And what parent in their right mind is going to take their rambunctious toddler into an actual store to try on shoes? Like we don’t already have enough impossible tasks to accomplish in a day. Enter the foot sizer thing. Bada bing bada bang.
Last Christmas I got Trevor a subscription to Universal Yums (an excellent gift for your snack lovers) and one of the boxes had these delicious caramel-filled miniature waffles from The Netherlands. They’re meant to be dipped in coffee but they were so delicious we ate them all plain before we got the chance to try them with coffee. You can imagine my delight when I discovered Target now carries the beloved Stroopwaffle. I can now confirm they are amazing dipped in coffee.
InstaGoods
Ceara Janeo and Kendahl Landreth are our here impersonating their moms and it has me in stitches every time.
I have made this sushi bake no less than three times and it is SUH GOOD. (I ordered the seaweed sheets and furikake on Amazon).
The Good Tweets
This entire thread is hilarious.
Alrighty, you know the drill. Tell me what’s making you laugh and keeping you entertained.
Don’t panic. God loves you. Bye.